is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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