Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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