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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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