You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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