when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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