I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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