did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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