I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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