why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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