This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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