Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
