I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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