he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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