You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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