I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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