He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You can make out without kissing
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