My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
