I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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