Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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