Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Randomize