they said they heard you say put it in my butt
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Randomize
