I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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