Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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