She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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