my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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