PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Randomize
