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I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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