we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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