if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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