Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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