it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I FOUND THE LEGS
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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