I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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