Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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