Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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