he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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