Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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