he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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