they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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