Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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