i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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