I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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