dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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