Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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