remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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