Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Randomize
