It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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