Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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