so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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