what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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