thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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