For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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