Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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