Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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