Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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