I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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