Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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