In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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