it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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